So much beauty out there

November 24, 2009

Scared of the internet

Filed under: All,Dear Diary — Josh @ 10:59 pm
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In the last week or so I’ve had a Facebook stalker who on three occasions has sent me messages about my appearance on my profile photo. Not particularly complimentary, so I think I can write off any chances of them having fallen obsessively in love with me , but equally not insulting so my self-esteem is, thankfully, intact. But the intimidation factor is such that I can’t face going online at the moment, so I will not be using the internet/updating this blog in the next 2 weeks.

Well, actually, I’m going to stay in a flat that has no internet access, but it comes to much the same thing. I can only hope my stalker has a new obsession by the time I get back online.

Book Reviews

Filed under: All,Reviews — Josh @ 10:56 pm
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As I buy all my books (and indeed pretty much everything else apart from food) from charity shops any review of the books I’m reading is unlikely to be characterised by theme or contemporaneity. However, the combination of being an exceptionally quick reader, a very brisk reviewer and not having much else to do with my time means that I should be able to provide quantity at least. (more…)

…and preferably without a monarchy either.

If you go to the Guardian front page at the moment, there is a link to a story entitled “Former royal aide absconds from jail”.

Because, clearly the fact that she used to work for the Windsors is far more important than that she’s also been convicted of murder.

November 23, 2009

I’m Seriously Thinking of Emigrating

Conservative political poster

Labour political poster

I despair.

This is not just a rhetorical flourish, I really am thinking of emigrating. Some country where they don’t have Cameron, Brown or Jedward.

Possibly Afghanistan?

(story and title lifted from WSC’s messageboard)

Hockey Sticks

Filed under: All,Whimsy — Josh @ 8:04 pm
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In the big hoopla about the hacked emails from climate scientists (and I for one have nothing to fear from anything similar happening to my emails, oh no) and the so-called hockey stick projection graphs, it only just occurred to me that people mean ice hockey sticks rather than field hockey. I mean, OK, they aren’t that different, but it’d be a bit depressing if my house ended up underwater because I’d bought on the basis of a field hockey upward curve rather than an ice hockey upward slant.

November 20, 2009

Ashes to Ashes

Filed under: All,Sport,When I rule the world — Josh @ 2:11 pm
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An independent panel recently recommended adding or returning several major sporting events to the so-called “crown jewels”, events of such national resonance that they should be shown on free to air television, accessible to all. One of the most controversial suggestions was that for cricket, that home Ashes Test series between England and Australia should be included. One of the reasons that prompted it was a comparison of viewing figures from the 2005 series shown on Channel 4 that had up to 8 million viewers and the 2009 series shown on Sky which got about 2 million at its highest point. There is currently no live international cricket being shown on terrestrial TV, and critics of the Sky deal claim that it will be impossible to interest a new generation in the game if they have no TV exposure to it. (more…)

November 19, 2009

La Perfide France

The subject of cheating is rarely far from the agenda in the hyperbole-ridden world of professional sport and its media. Thierry Henry’s handball that allowed France to score the winning goal against the Republic of Ireland in their World Cup eliminator has arrived only just in time to shift the dive by his compatriot David Ngog that won Liverpool a penalty and a point against Birmingham.

The obvious lesson here is that the French as a nation cannot be trusted and probably should be banned from sport altogether, perhaps restricted to playing petanque in town squares in order to look picturesque for the tourists. (more…)

November 18, 2009

Rome, Sweet Rome (part i)

Filed under: All,Dear Diary,Travel — Josh @ 6:57 pm
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I never got around to typing up some bits of my trip, so will try and rectify that now, I went to Rome after Florence and before Vienna

I arrived in Rome on a Sunday. there is surely only one thing that one can do in the capital of Christendom on the sabbath. And thus I spent most of the day trying to find a laundrette open. The only actual sightseeing I did was to look around St Paul’s Square. Now size isn’t everything, but scale is pretty important and the proportions here are excellent. Big enough to impress, and to hold a sizable crowd (though at the end of the day when I got there it was almost deserted) but without being so big as to look like a parade ground. Most significantly its fit for its current purpose, not just a relic of Rome’s great past. (more…)

November 17, 2009

White Lines (Don’t Do It)

Filed under: All,Evangelism — Josh @ 12:35 pm

In honour of Alan Johnson’s decision to fire the government’s chief advisor on drugs policy for suggesting that the policy should be based on scientific evidence rather than tabloid headlines, here’s the world of pop discussing drugs. But will they make Alan happy with outright condemnation, or will they suggest that there are nuances and complexities and make Alan angry? (more…)

November 16, 2009

Down With Commentators

As the newspaper industry, particularly the “quality” papers, continues its meltdown with Murdoch talking about charging for online content from News Corp in an attempt to protect the circulation of the Times and the Observer shedding half its supplements. While the material being lost is unlikely to be greatly missed, the most worrying observation in that article is that: “The soul of any paper is found in its Comment pages.” Admittedly, in itself, the comment is uncontroversial but it has tended to mean an increasing number of super-columnists who opine each week on the issue of the day, whether or not they know the first thing about the subject.

It would not be particuarly difficult to produce myriad examples of this, but to take the most recent one I’ve read, Catherine Bennett in yesterday’s Observer on England’s bid for the 2018 World Cup. Bennett herself is often an intelligent and insightful journalist, which just makes it more dispiriting when she puts her name to a piece like this. After a bit of laboured irony at the start, she writes off the World Cup itself as just an orgy of drunken loutishness it’d be “perverse” to want to host. The positive side of it, for example the possibility of arousing the sort of emotions displayed in Egypt after their 95th minute goal against Algeria  on Saturday kept their qualifying hopes alive, is ignored. Presumably the joy of the Egyptian fans is all about the prospect of a 3 week bender in Cape Town.

Bennett then goes on to make some perfectly reasonable points about corruption within FIFA. But it’s clear that she’s just done a quick bit of research on the subject rather than it being something she actually knows about. If the Observer wanted a piece that would genuinely enlighten their readers on the dodgy dealings of Jack Warner and FIFA then they would surely have done better to commission someone like Andrew Jennings who actually has a genuine grasp of the topic. But sadly, the Observer seems to be under the thrall of the cult of the celebrity commentator.

Incidentally, I’m aware of the irony of criticising someone for opining on a variety of topics with laboured irony. But hypocrisy is the grease that makes the world go round.

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