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July 30, 2010

Stop Judging Me

Filed under: All,Recommended Links — Josh @ 12:47 pm

HOSPITAL | PERTH, AUSTRALIA

Me: “How can I help you today?”

Patient: “Um. I think I have an STI.”

Me: “Okay. What symptoms do you have that makes you think that?”

Patient: “Well, I don’t really know. My computer told me to be here.”

Me: “Oh, did you do a self-analysis online?”

Patient: “No. I’m not sure. I’m here, I need to be here!”

Me: “Exactly what did your computer tell you?”

Patient: “Don’t judge me! Stop it! I need to be here!”

Me: “I can assure you that I am not judging you. Can you explain to me exactly what happened before you came here?”

Patient: “Well, I was looking at some porn last night online and this morning I turned my computer on and it told me I have a virus!”

Me: “Uh.”

Patient: “Stop judging me!”

From the reliably amusing (and terrifying) Not Always Right.

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June 5, 2010

Who By Fire

Filed under: All,Evangelism,Recommended Links — Josh @ 6:52 pm
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Absolutely amazing live version of Who By Fire, with Sonny Rollins sax and some great backing vocals giving a new dimension to Cohen’s already damn good song. I think this is what Death of a Ladies Man should have sounded like. If there are any other songs from that performance online, please let me know!

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