August 24, 2010
August 15, 2010
Lookalikes revealed
A few days ago, I put up some photos of people who get paid to resemble famous actors and actresses, as a quiz to see if you could identify them. Missed it and want to do the quiz? Go here. Want the answers? Read the rest of the post…
August 10, 2010
The West Highlands
Last weekend, my flat was hosting a hen party for the best friend of one of my flatmates. While I said bravely that I honestly didn’t mind sharing my flat with 16 drunk young women, I was gently persuaded that heading off for the weekend would be better. So I spent the last weekend in the Highlands, around Loch Ossian. Here’s what happened: (more…)
August 5, 2010
It’s Uncanny.
Can you guess which actors these professional lookalikes are claiming to resemble?
Via OTF
July 30, 2010
Stop Judging Me
HOSPITAL | PERTH, AUSTRALIA
Me: “How can I help you today?”
Patient: “Um. I think I have an STI.”
Me: “Okay. What symptoms do you have that makes you think that?”
Patient: “Well, I don’t really know. My computer told me to be here.”
Me: “Oh, did you do a self-analysis online?”
Patient: “No. I’m not sure. I’m here, I need to be here!”
Me: “Exactly what did your computer tell you?”
Patient: “Don’t judge me! Stop it! I need to be here!”
Me: “I can assure you that I am not judging you. Can you explain to me exactly what happened before you came here?”
Patient: “Well, I was looking at some porn last night online and this morning I turned my computer on and it told me I have a virus!”
Me: “Uh.”
Patient: “Stop judging me!”
From the reliably amusing (and terrifying) Not Always Right.
July 29, 2010
July 27, 2010
Thirty Days of Song (day 24)
Song for my funeral:
Not just suitably elegaic, but expresses clearly the one thing I’m certain I’ll feel when I die – that I should have paid more attention to the person I love (whoever that may be!)
(I see that video currently has been seen a mere 51 times, I want to see that number increase exponentially)
July 26, 2010
Thirty Days of Song (day 23)
A song to play at my wedding:
I think I mentioned that I wanted this song played at my wedding in another post so better be consistent. It’s perhaps not the jauntiest of tunes, but the lyrics are very sweet and direct, and if there’s any day you don’t want subtlety or irony it’s your wedding day.
“Why would I stop loving you, a hundred years from now? It’s only time.”
Not convinced I’ll be playing that video though.
Alternatively, there’s Al Green’s fabulous Let’s Get Married, but I’m not sure I want the phrase ‘I’m tired of playing around, a girl in every town’ being played. Or ‘might as well’ for that matter. (more…)
July 25, 2010
Should Elected Representatives Say What They Think?
A Cardiff Councillor, John Dixon, has recently been the subject of a mini scandal about a comment he made on twitter about the Church of Scientology, when walking past their office in London that he hoped “the stupid wouldn’t rub off”. Some time later, the Scientologists complained to the ombudsman in charge of standards in public office in Wales, who ruled that Dixon had broken the relevant code of conduct. For a full overview of the idiocy of the ombudsman’s ruling and the dangerous and pernicious nature of Scientology, I recommend the thorough analysis by Jack of Kent. The issues in this case seem pretty straightforward, Scientology deserves (at the very least) ridicule and no-one should face censure for doing so. (more…)
Thirty Days of Song (day 22)
Song I listen to when I’m sad:
Ok, for once, I’m not going to be awkward, this is a sad song for a sad mood, and it even says so in the title. It is beautiful too. From the late, lamented, Mark Linkous –